Why not just adopt one universal error message? A default link to sadtrombone.com ought to do.
#5. Blue Screen of Death
Possibly the most famous of all error messages, the Blue Screen of Death was how Windows spectacularly died, most prominently in the Windows 95/98 era.
That isn’t playful exaggeration; the Blue Screen of Death was an everyday occurrence. Famously, one showed up when Bill Gates was actually giving a demonstration of Windows 98. You know. To sell it.
“Ha ha ha,” the world laughed. “Windows sure is terrible. Let’s use nothing but it.”
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